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dutchster:

and the battle continues

dutchster:

and the battle continues

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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jonathizzle:

When the hot classmate sits next to you

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When the hot classmate talks to you

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yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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mxrcusbxtler:

don’t take my sunshine a w a y

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makochantachibanana:

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Just f*ckin watch him

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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