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"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

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thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

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prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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unshaped:

when you didn’t sleep the whole night and then sit in class the next day

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*5

"Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul."

Joanne Harris (via my-nyctophilia)

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jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

Hi Cave Johnson.

batter-sempai:

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

Hi Cave Johnson.

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never ever forget

I can’t stop laughing

slutcal:

hoodalum:

never ever forget

I can’t stop laughing

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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